Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Chlamydia

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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purple pickles

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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You

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Anti Joke

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