Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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