What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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WHAT????

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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your mother hates you

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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GooglePlus.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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