Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Oh, right

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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