How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Women's rights.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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