Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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