What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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