What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

How's your mum? she's dead..

João Duarte reads this.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

Knock Knock.

TELL

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

captcha: all yer base

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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