how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Albert your flies undone.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Poop swing

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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