September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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i love to lick...

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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