why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Anti Joke

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