Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Women's Rights...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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