Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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GooglePlus.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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The Pope

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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