What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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