Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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penis haha

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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maddie latino

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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