What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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A man penetrates another man.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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