Lets Go Lakers!

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck replies, "whiskey". The bartender gives the duck the drink and the duck sips it quietly, knowing he is ruining his life. Meanwhile, two cows in a pasture look for some grass to eat.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What did the lion say to the Octopus? Nothing, lion's can't speak. And even if they did, the chances of one ever encountering an octopus are very slim.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

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What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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A Woman Left The Kitchen. Then Was Promptly Ordered To Go Back.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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