Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

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What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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A Woman Left The Kitchen. Then Was Promptly Ordered To Go Back.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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