why are balck people black because they are

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down -2

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

thumb_up thumb_down

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

thumb_up thumb_down +22

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Oh my God! A talking dog!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops