What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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