Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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why are balck people black because they are

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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