Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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