- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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