What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

David Silberberg is gay

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

women's rights

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

Corn Muffins

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

Penis chickens

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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