One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Because she has down's syndrome

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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