Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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This is a joke.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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YOLO

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Itookasipasoda

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Anti Joke

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