- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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