If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Hello world

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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My tractor broke down.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Anti Joke

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