Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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