What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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hi

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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