What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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