Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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The jets are a good team..

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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