I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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