What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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