What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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mark is life

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Lil Wayne

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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