Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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I'm Polish.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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