A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Anti Joke

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