What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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