What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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