Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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what happens every day? People die

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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