Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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