a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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I'm Polish.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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