Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

ey can i pick your scabs plzz

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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