What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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don't read this

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Knock knock Come in

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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