Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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