Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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