This is a joke.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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