Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Blarg, with ritalin everything tastes like cardboard, but on the bright side I can taste, lucky me I am so handsome the ones that attacked us did not want to ruin "my pretty face", so I just got a few cuts before I broke his, they never see a steel fist arriving you know... Listen, you are wrong, you gotta think less about me, and much more about yourself, you feel like you should worry more about me emotionally, but worry about your feelings more despite that because I can more or less hear your body saying "please take care of me", I mean I can more or less hear the urges and needs of women, thats why I am so good around them, I dont put them in a trance "vampire style" i just make them feel safe around me because it is safe around me, I am safe at all times because I am who I am. Listen, worry about your needs, turn of all mental alarms, I can sense (I dont know how, Richard Bandler put that into me) that you are in lack of sleep, food and sleep (I can sense it now, you havent slept well since you thought I was dead, it makes logical sense, it always does, its not magic, its the human potential unleashed) So take care of yourself, turn of your body`s needs one by one, shower, eat, drink (eat something good), and if you are at the couch, go get a pillow and lie down, this is about you, because I cant feel well if those I love and care about dont feel well okay? Please allow me to sleep easily and try getting some sleep yourself even if my guys are 15 minutes away. Let me know that you feel better.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Republicans

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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