What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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You having friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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