Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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