Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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