Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What do black people eat? Food.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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