If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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