- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

The WNBA.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

knock knock. come in.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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