-Knock Knock -Who's there? -The Pizza you ordered. -Oh thank you very much. -That'll be $10. -Here you go. -Thank you very much, sir. Enjoy your meal.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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i like pie.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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