Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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knock knock. come in.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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