Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Ben is gay

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Two muffins are in an oven, and one muffin says to the other "It sure is getting hot in here". the other muffin says "holy crap, a talking muffin."

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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