yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Obama.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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your so fat. your fat!

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What's clear and wet? water

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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