What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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